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February 27th, 2004
11:26 am - Caffeine is dumb
Oh, you all thought I died, didn't you? NOT SO! I was away at Religious Tolerance camp, then I was helping blind people out, then I was trying to blow Canada up, and after that I was rocking around the country with KISS.
You know, I was pondering life last night and calling Heidi and explaining to her in great detail how I'm going to one day bite her entire face off...when there came a knock at the door. I answered it and my favorite actor ever, ADAM SANDLER was standing right there!
I said to him, "What are you doing here, you comedic god?" And he just smiled and said, "I'm here to announce that I will be making movies forever and ever, all geared at destroying Heidi bit by bit. My latest has me dating a girl with amnesia! AND HILARITY ENSUES!
Adam Sandler, you are a god among men.
Current Mood: sinister
Current Music: NICKLEBACK!
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August 25th, 2003
01:27 am
After drinking all my decaf instant nescafe latte, I often get in the mood to listen to "Red Rose Speedway" by Wings. Then, I fall asleep and dream about raising children. I love children so much! If I had a child here right now, I'd give him or her a biiiiig hug!
Heidi hates children. I think I'll go kick her in the shins.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/devious.gif) devious
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August 24th, 2003
12:34 pm - Heidi's a bastard!
Heidi sucks. I'ma bust her kneecaps. I'm in her bushes right now on my Heidi-stalkin' laptop. Ha ha ha, is that Styx coming from her room? Anyhow, I just chucked a copy of "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days" through her window. Now she's screaming. Ha, pansy.
Current Music: Some song by Blink 182 that Heidi hates
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